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    Suffolk Gazette: Police hunt missing working class folk as new butcher shops open

    by ComedySatire in Satire NewsNov 21, 2017 at 12:32 AM with 0 replies and 3 views.

    Police hunt missing working class folk as new butcher shops openBy Rob Banks, Crime Editor Police are investigating the mystery disappearance of dozens of working class people around Lowestoft in Suffolk. Officers have been inundated with calls about loved ones who have failed to return home after a night out at the pub or bingo. They say there may be a link into the missing The post Police hunt missing working class folk as new butcher...

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    Suffolk Gazette: World hide and seek champion found dead in wardrobe

    by ComedySatire in Satire NewsNov 20, 2017 at 12:16 AM with 0 replies and 10 views.

    World hide and seek champion found dead in wardrobeBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent World hide and seek champion Darren Hayes has been found dead in a wardrobe, police have confirmed. Officers say Mr Hayes, 37, disappeared two weeks ago while training for the next world championships. They say he was practicing with members of his family – but he was so good they The post World hide and seek champion found dead in wardrobe appeared...

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    Suffolk Gazette: Gran finds another painting of Jesus ‘worth $450 million’

    by ComedySatire in Satire NewsNov 17, 2017 at 11:43 AM with 0 replies and 5 views.

    Gran finds another painting of Jesus ‘worth $450 million’Suffolk grandmother Beryl Lynch claims she has uncovered another painting of Jesus worth $450 million, it has emerged. Mrs Lynch made the incredible discovery days after a Leonardo da Vinci portrait of Christ sold for the jaw-dropping figure at auction. “I was looking in a skip in Halesworth yesterday when I saw the picture of The post Gran finds another painting of Jesus ‘worth $450...

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    Suffolk Gazette: Norwich City add Delia Smith’s royal award to honours list

    by ComedySatire in Satire NewsNov 16, 2017 at 11:24 AM with 0 replies and 9 views.

    Norwich City add Delia Smith’s royal award to honours listBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent Desperate Norwich City have added owner Delia Smith’s latest award from the Queen to their own honours list. The Norfolk club has won nothing of importance, so famously lists things like “UEFA Cup Participants, 1993-94” to its meagre roll of honour. Now the club’s official programme has added Order of The post Norwich City add Delia Smith’s royal...

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    Suffolk Gazette: Lidl introduces Middle Class Mondays

    by ComedySatire in Satire NewsNov 15, 2017 at 11:23 PM with 0 replies and 12 views.

    Lidl introduces Middle Class MondaysLidl is launching Middle Class Mondays so well-to-do customers can take advantage of cheap shopping without having to meet any common people. Many snobby shoppers would like to try Lidl instead of Sainsbury or Waitrose – but can not cope with the thought of rubbing shoulders with the working class. So supermarket bosses will ban The post Lidl introduces Middle Class Mondays appeared first on Suffolk...

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    Suffolk Gazette: Boris Johnson insists Robert Mugabe was only on holiday in Zimbabwe

    by ComedySatire in Satire NewsNov 15, 2017 at 11:23 PM with 0 replies and 6 views.

    Boris Johnson insists Robert Mugabe was only on holiday in ZimbabweBungling Boris Johnson insists detained dictator Robert Mugabe was only in Zimbabwe on holiday and should be released immediately. The under-pressure Foreign Secretary was speaking after the Army staged a peaceful coup in the rogue African country, putting Mr Mugabe and his henchmen under house arrest. He made a huge gaffe this week by saying The post Boris Johnson insists...

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    Suffolk Gazette: Irish to cheer on England at World Cup

    by ComedySatire in Satire NewsNov 14, 2017 with 0 replies and 7 views.

    Irish to cheer on England at World CupBy Phil McCracken, Ireland Correspondent The Irish are looking forward to cheering on England at the World Cup now that their own team has been eliminated, it has been confirmed. Ireland lost to Denmark in a play-off meaning they will not go to Russia to compete in the World Cup next summer. Now the Irish The post Irish to cheer on England at World Cup appeared first on Suffolk Gazette. Related...

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    Suffolk Gazette: Gym poser’s testicles EXPLODED as he lifted too much weight

    by ComedySatire in Satire NewsNov 11, 2017 with 0 replies and 15 views.

    Gym poser’s testicles EXPLODED as he lifted too much weightA keep fit fanatic’s testicles EXPLODED after his vain attempt to lift more weight went terribly wrong, it has emerged. Scott Wells, 24, was left screaming in agony and covered in blood after the horrendous accident in his Ipswich gym. He had been trying to impress his mates by lifting 150 pounds (68 kilos) – The post Gym poser’s testicles EXPLODED as he lifted too much weight...

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    Suffolk Gazette: Norfolk fury over cheeky Suffolk Gazette Christmas advert

    by ComedySatire in Satire NewsNov 10, 2017 with 0 replies and 6 views.

    Norfolk fury over cheeky Suffolk Gazette Christmas advertBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent Controversy surrounds the release of the Suffolk Gazette’s Christmas TV advert, which features a rude Santa called Wang the Monster. In the ad, released this morning, Father Christmas is seen giving a cheeky message to Norfolk at what is meant to be a time of good will to all men. The post Norfolk fury over cheeky Suffolk Gazette Christmas advert...

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    Suffolk Gazette: Village idiot stars in 2017 John Lewis TV advert

    by ComedySatire in Satire NewsNov 8, 2017 with 0 replies and 7 views.

    Village idiot stars in 2017 John Lewis TV advertBy Mark Spencer An East Anglian village idiot is the star of John Lewis’ 2017 Christmas television advert, it has emerged. The moving film features a desperately lonely Suffolk idiot, who is sad because no one bothers to talk to him. He is ridiculed by the people of Alderton because he keeps falling backwards off The post Village idiot stars in 2017 John Lewis TV advert appeared first on...

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    Suffolk Gazette: Prince Charming fails to find Norfolk Cinderella

    by ComedySatire in Satire NewsNov 5, 2017 with 0 replies and 8 views.

    Prince Charming fails to find Norfolk CinderellaBy Ian Bred, Norfolk Correspondent Prince Charming has spoken of his anguish after being unable to find Cinderella in Norfolk. Try as he might, the dashing royal could trace no woman in the county capable of squeezing her six toes into the special slippers. He has now reluctantly admitted that the love of his life The post Prince Charming fails to find Norfolk Cinderella appeared first on...

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    Suffolk Gazette: Alleged sex-pest Kevin Spacey to start new career as an MP

    by ComedySatire in Satire NewsNov 4, 2017 with 0 replies and 10 views.

    Alleged sex-pest Kevin Spacey to start new career as an MPShamed movie star Kevin Spacey, who faces a string of sex assault allegations, has revealed he intends to stand as a Member of Parliament. Mr Spacey says he is now perfectly qualified for a life in the sleazy House of Commons. A pal said not only has Spacey played a political leader in the Netflix The post Alleged sex-pest Kevin Spacey to start new career as an MP appeared first on...

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    Suffolk Gazette: Police force man to remove rude Halloween pumpkin

    by ComedySatire in Satire NewsOct 30, 2017 with 0 replies and 23 views.

    Police force man to remove rude Halloween pumpkinBy Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent A grumpy homeowner who left a rude Halloween pumpkin in his window has been forced to remove it by police. Reg Bates, 47, said he was fed up with trick or treat kids knocking on his door asking for sweets. So he carefully carved the words “Fuck Off” into his The post Police force man to remove rude Halloween pumpkin appeared first on Suffolk Gazette....

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    Suffolk Gazette: Tipsy commuter sleeps through 14-hour train fiasco

    by ComedySatire in Satire NewsOct 29, 2017 with 0 replies and 7 views.

    Tipsy commuter sleeps through 14-hour train fiascoBy Casey Jones, Railways Correspondent A tipsy commuter was so sleepy on his train that he ended up on the rails for FOURTEEN hours. Richard Williams had a boozy Tuesday afternoon with colleagues in London before catching the 8pm train from Liverpool Street, which should have got him into Ipswich at 9.10pm. But Mr Williams, The post Tipsy commuter sleeps through 14-hour train fiasco...

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    Suffolk Gazette: Piece of iceberg that sank the Titanic auctioned for millions

    by ComedySatire in Satire NewsOct 27, 2017 with 0 replies and 13 views.

    Piece of iceberg that sank the Titanic auctioned for millionsOne of the last known pieces of the iceberg that sank the Titanic is being auctioned off in London next week. Expected to fetch over £2 million, the unique piece of memorabilia will be the star of the show at the Christie’s sale. Auctioneers are under strict instructions on how to display the tennis-ball-sized piece The post Piece of iceberg that sank the Titanic auctioned for...

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